Be considered

These strange people who run for US presidency always ask for your support.
Be considerate.
I run from US presidency and please, please , don’t support me.
I am trying to become a postal worker, an employee of a Federal Postal Service or similar. Of anything with Federal in its name like Federal Reserve or Federal Express. Federation soldier in Star Wars could be good for me too. Unless Global is better. Then employee of anything with Global in its names like:
Global Reserve, Global Association of American Housewives, Global Express, Chicago Council on Global Affairs, Global Chip, Inc.
I will not lie on this blog.
I still give many Amish thoughts (meaning strange looking thoughts) to  running “for” instead of “from” US Presidency and look at my competition occasionally. It does not look that good. I could easily win. Bush and Clinton dynasties are in it, but they are being weakened by their recent claimants to the throne of United States of USSA. They are weakening themselves each time they speak.
Others are too well prepared to give speeches like president Obama to be considered fresh blood or good prospects for a change or any other form of revolutionary mental stability.
Which candidate for US president is Bob Bronski most afraid of?
I must say: Jindal.
With India’s population, Americans will stand no chance of having non-Indian president. This could be a land-slide defeat for Bob.
Votes casted in Spain by Kenyans made Obama’s presidency possible, thanks to George Soros who was counting the votes.
These Israeli voting machines that can be attended only by Israeli technicians are another thing.
Poorly controlled elections are not kosher. If Jindal is kosher I am a toast. Which I love because, remember? – I run from presidency.
By fate it is already mine, but I would like to go fishing instead of drinking pure vodka with this Mongolian Looking NKVD boyfriend of frau Merkel – Putin.
Serious international problems remain :
is Merkel’s title : Frauer Merkel or Murer Merkl.
STASI and NKVD (recently called KGB  and other bad names) are united now.
You are not that far apart if you confuse KGB with KFC.
Both are murderous organizations run by Colonels. Even I do with my Central European upbringing.
Anyway, I am worried daily that not much is left out there to fight with and after all, while still reluctant to accept the presidency I will possibly at some point in the near future,be forced to memorize the words :

“I do solemnly  affirm that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.”

First of all – after Obama there is no Constitution left. Second – United States does not include the US State of Mexico which is a major flaw in the USSA visual presence on Russian maps. Look at Russia! They have everything they want including Syria. We have to fly over Canada to get to Alaska. Why isn’t Canada a USSA State still bets me. Florida is. Hawaii is. Bahamas are. Dry Tortugas. Warm things are. There must be something structurally wrong with Canada, just like with Puerto Rico and Cuba. I guess communists live in Canada.
I will look into it once a president. And they have burnt White House while we did not burn downtown Toronto, suburb of Detroit, when we could. Canadians, we not only remember Alamo, we remember White House.
Just in case I can’t run from my fate of becoming USSA president, I have already took steps any future president would take:
a/ I am sexually harassing the future Queen of US, a gentle and beautiful woman from a place up North, to warm my heart when we live in the new location of the White House: Nassau, US Bahamas.
b/ developed a master plan.

What is the master plan of Bob Bronski to be elected US president? It is still a secret in plain view.
a/ negative campaigns on negative opponents (the only ones he faces this election)?
b/ fake polls done in Clefeland, Ontario after 3 am in all gay night clubs for Pakistani Canadians ?
c/ being straight?
d/ anti-war?
e/ friend of Jews and people who work on the future?
f/ foe of Mexican pinatas on birthdays parties for Hondurans?
g/being married to Barbara Streisand in a Muslim Ceremony of kick to the head?
h/ killing off opposition in FEMA Camps with Monsanto food rations and free lottery tickets?
i/ having pictures taken with the strongest in bed woman in a world – Analina Merkel and posting them on Putin’s Facebook page to start a winning war? (Kind of Trojan thing).
j/ Making president of France return to Libya the money Sarkozy have stolen and spent on cleaning his face from numerous  apple-pies?

NO !

Bob Bronski will just wait and see. There is no better option. They will destroy themselves by talking to his hand.
What is Bob’s Bronski election day war cry?
” Americans are not born, they are made. Make one yourself.”

Who is left to try to fight me:
(lets get some straight answers from the most Jewish newspaper in this world after Jerusalem Post and Jews for Jesus newsletter):

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/us/elections/2016-presidential-candidates.html?_r=1

 

 

 

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