If God was giving away residency

If God was giving away residency in the Kingdom of Heaven – Satan would be his immigration officer.

Satan :
– So what brings you here, son of Man ?
Man:
– Communism. I am dead and I still puke when I smell a communist
Satan:
-OK then. You will be processed and admitted to God’s Kingdom of Heaven in three years from now, but at the moment go back t…See More
and remember, son of Man, no human left behind.