Alabama Talmud coming to the South.
-Rabbi, what about saggy pants?
– If you are a Jew in saggy pats, it is OK but if you are a goym in saggy pants you have to pay a fine.
– How much?
– Two goats.
– How often?
– How many goats do you have?
– I have down-payment for three goats at the moment.
– That’s OK. Let me calculate interest on a loan for three goats versus increase in value of three goats over my life-span.
– And?
– You buy goats, pay interest to me and then I arrest your goats for your saggy pants till you pay them off.
– But there is no way to pay off that interest.
– Don’t be so smart, son.
– I should have been born a Jew.
– Five thousand and you can become one.
– In what? Dollars?
– Let me check the current market trends.
…… bars of gold.
– My brain is full of gold. Take me.
– Seven years of slavery as a Shabbos goym.
– Five.
– Six.
– Deal. When do I start?
– Let me check whose dishwasher broke down and I will call you.